“It’s all fun and games until you come around the corner and catch a turkey to the face.”
In a world full of coffee and swords there Lurks the lone assassin daring enough to wield the turkey. At times they can be spotted charging into groups of enemies brandishing nothing more than a turkey and laughter. Other times it has been said that they can be found perched above the battlefield just waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike. You can hear their laughter just before the flying turkey makes connection with your face.
